wow....he would have been GREAT!!!
Ok, here's the thing....i am going through an OBSESSIVE HARRY POTTER RENAISSANCE just now...seriously...not good...
was soooo funny though coz we broke up on wednesday and had a half day so me and my fellow harry potter whackos decided to come back to mine for a hp marathon. Oh yes....ALL FOUR in ONE NIGHT!!!!!
Agenda:
Harry Potter 1:
- Laugh at how incredibly young they all were.
- Mock Harry's pronounced "waggling jaw" reaction to....well....anything
- Applaud Draco and Ron for being the only good child actors in the thing
- Ponder whether or not Quirrel would actually have made a better Lupin
- Drool over Oliver Wood and his sexy Scots accent
- Replay that bit when Oliver Wood rolls around on the ground with a Bludger about eight times
- Sneer at Hermione's CRIMPED hair
- Sneer at truly vile ending
- Throw things at Emma Watson
Harry Potter 2:
- Moan on about how bad this one was
- Decide Dobby looks like President Putin
- Drool over Oliver Wood AND sexy evil Tom Riddle
- Have long discussion about whether or not they'll bring Tom Riddle back for all the penseive moments in movie six
- Realise have missed half of film due to Tom Riddle-obsessing
- Decide don't care as this film is crap anyway
- Discuss legal repercussions of Jason Isaacs' nicking Legolas' wig...
- Throw things at Emma Watson
Harry Potter 3:
- Feel faintly disgusted as Aunt Marge spontaneously Violet Beauregardes and we all get a lovely flash of old-lady-underwear.
- Laugh at Harry when he kicks the bedside table, pondering how he seems to have aged about four years over the course of one summer holiday.
- Jump for joy at how good the knightbus is, even if it is piloted by a legally blind man and a shrunken head (
?) on crack.
- Wonder how Tom the Inkeeper turned into Quasimodo
- Try to supress "shiiiiiiirrrrre....baaaaaaagggginnnnsss" moment when Dementors appear.
- Cringe at how ugly Lupin is...
- Get out a copy of
Macbeth and sing along with the Richard Harris Memorial Toad Choir
- Have heated discussion over merits of groovy new Dumbledore
- Have FIGHT over merits of groovy new Dumbledore
- Spill hot chocolate everywhere
- Sulk for ten minutes at apparent emigration to Peru of Oliver Wood
- Sulk even harder at Sirius' absolutely foul teeth
- Wonder whether Viggo Mortensen could have done it better
- Witness gay love-hug between Lupin and Sirius
- Decide Viggo Mortensen could DEFINITELY have done it better
- Groan at Lupinwolf's absolute lack of similarity to any form of wolf...
- Sigh at Emma Watson's apparently constant need to touch, kiss or hug Harry and Ron.....all the time
- Nod off during confusing time-turning part
- Wake up to find it is time for number four, thank God
- Oh.....and throw things at Emma Watson
Harry Potter Four:
- Jump for joy!!!! Yay! This one's full of boys!!!!
- Feel genuinely sorry for Frank Bryce
- Tell friend to stop crying coz we don't feel THAT sorry for him.....
- Sigh as Hermione turns up again, with her hair even more NOT BUSHY than usual
- Seeth for several reasons....ahem...ton-tongue toffee??? Letter with a million stamps?
? Exploding Fireplace?
? Mrs Weasley?
?
- Decide that this doesn't matter as Cedric swoops gracefully down from tree
- Ponder how someone that gorgeous could possibly have been sired by mole-man father
- Design big signs saying "Cedric I love you"
- Marvel at really cool stadium
- Start to unfold arms.....maybe it's not so bad....i mean....they've got the leprechauns....the cool stadium....Cedric....
- WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT?
?
- WHERE DID THE QUIDDITCH GO?
- Fume
- Decide Fleur is the least attractive Veela we've ever seen
- Decide Cedric is prettier
- Get all mushy when Cedric puts his name in the goblet with his hair all wet
- Have HUGE FIGHT about Viktor vs. Cedric
- The Cedric side wins. Huzzah!!!
- Sigh as Harry talks incessantly
- Applaud Brendan Gleeson for being a truly brilliant/beserk Moody
- Boo Emma Watson for finding a reason to cry in every single scene.
- Yawn a lot at boring fight
- Get truly squicked out by foul giant love
- Scream at pointlessness of dragon scene
- Applaud Rita Skeeter, also, for trying to perv on Harry AND cedric
- Wish we had balls at our school. Sigh at Cedric's arm-garters. Throw things at Cho Chang.
- Mock Hermione's odious stair descent "
trip, trip trip trip trip!"
- Get bored with all the aaaaaaaaannnngst
- Shudder at naked Harry
- Yell at Cho to SAY THANK YOU when Cedric saves her from watery doom
- Scream with grief as Cedric dies
- Scream with grief as Voldemort puts foot on face of Cedric
- Scream with grief
- Scream with grief at heartbreaking return to Hogwarts
- Scream with grief through rest of film
- Decide film was actually very good, whilst still screaming with grief
- Oh yes and throw things at Emma Watson
wow....i had a lot of spare time...
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